mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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