your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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