As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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