It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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