You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
