thus making me awesome and them whores
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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