took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My pussy is not your playground.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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