How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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