yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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