I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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