He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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