I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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