Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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