your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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