I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Randomize
