do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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