He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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