Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Never underestimate the power of titties
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
