You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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