Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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