Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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