new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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