On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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