i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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