i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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