I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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