this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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