Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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