she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
