If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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