with your own penis?
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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