I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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