Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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