yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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