Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
