You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i think i have two assholes
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Randomize
