What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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