So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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