We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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