Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
3 2 1 whiskey
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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