I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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