You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
