A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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