She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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