you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Dear god my vagina.
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