i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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