why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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