Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
