If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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