just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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