question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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