i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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