elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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